Bring me the Purell

She has an itch she can’t scratch. Meanwhile her pimp heads off…

Turns out he was PIDDLING on the street. Can you believe someone would do that? Now I understand why it smells like pee at 16th and Mission! (I know the camera angle sucks. It will get better.)

Captain Hooker YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Crack ho puts a big stick in trash can. Pimp grabs stick and chases after ho. They have a non physical (but entertaning, and difficult to see) altercation, then he comes back and says something to the effect of “That ho is stuck like Chuck!”

Your candy’s in my crack ho

I didn’t capture the initial interaction – a crack ho with a box of stolen candy, and her pimp (the guy at the end) throwing the box on the ground then making her pick it up, and generally causing shit with the other baffled junkies who just didn’t need this kind of hassle before the first fix of the day.